Dear Socialist Brethernniks;
He has fooled us all with his professed good intentions, but I rise now to announce that he is E-VIL!! I know this because I've meakoned on to huplicitous, wily ways. While wearing my secret Jimmy Carter Decoder Peanut in my ear, I heard him tell his juntanistas the following. "Now I know my daughta Ama told me Emanuel Lewis was the Anti-Christ, but I don't think that precludes him from being required reading in every American School. And I also think Hugo Chavez stole his election fair and square. Now if he could have taught Al Gore a thing or two, things would be so much better here today. Me and my bueno amigo Fidellito have consoling one another ever since...."
The only fair punishment for Jimma would be immediate deportment and committal to the mental institutiion cum prison in Mariel, Cuba.
Who the hell is Jimmy Carter? never heard of him...
Statistics: Posted by S.A.F. Marshal Pravda — 9/21/2005, 11:39 pm
